Saturday, September 11, 2010

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

What if everyone was gay? ...and no, I don't mean happy.
Although the world would be a much happier place!
Men would be attracted to men, women would be attracted to women, and it would be perfectly acceptable because they wouldn't know any other way.


In the beginning of time, God created Adam and Steve. On the 1st Monday of September (also known as "Labor" Day today), God said "let there be National Reproduction Day", and it was so. Since everyone is gay, this is a way to further populate the Earth. National Reproduction Day is somewhat like voting. If you want to have children, you must register for the conceivement draft, and you must be at least 21 years of age. This way, there will be no teen pregnancies in the world. Once registered you must participate at least once every 10 years. You will have the choice to undergo artificial insemination if you are uncomfortable "doing the do". Since everyone is conceived on the same day, everyone's birthday will be around the same date.

I believe that my world would be a good place to live because there would be no discrimination or hate against homosexual lifestyles. Everyone would be able to love and marry who they wanted, and nobody would try to stop them.

pic credit: http://www.rawrcast.com/2010/06/proudmoore-pride-2010-june-19th/

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