Sunday, September 12, 2010

No Sex Drive?! Now I can finish my puzzle!

One day you decide to go cave diving alone (stupid idea, but you do), after leaping off the edge and doing a few mid air somersaults you quickly realize that you have forgotten your parachute. You soon dive into a state of fright to which you have never before experienced. After a short period of time your mind becomes overwhelmed and shuts down. You soon snap back into consciousness, but you are no longer falling, in fact, you're lying in your significant others bed, spooning and blissfully enjoying one another's company. After a short while you can't help feeling that something is missing and in an instant you realize that you have lost your sex drive.

In a world without a sex drive everybody walks around in sweat pants and flannels with mustard and ketchup stains. The IQ of the human race has increased substantially. Cancers and diseases have been cured. The hunger crisis is over. People have stopped wasting money on senseless beauty products. Puzzles have been finished. Social situations have improved and the human race has become united. All due to the lack of sex drive and self-consciousness. Teenagers have now occupied their time learning life long skills instead of one another's body and are now considered useful assets to our society. I could go on forever but my point is, a great deal of our thoughts are encompassed by sex. The fervor to look good, smell good, and be desirable controls our lives and a great deal of our actions determine the type of people we aspire to attract.

This does not mean that sex would not still be enjoyable and sought after but instead of being a drive it would be like wanting an ice cream.

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